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Global Warming Causes "Deflation"

Yes that’s right! According to the latest alarmist hysteria global warming causes “deflation.”  No, not the monetary kind (although that may be the next round of hysterics), by deflation, I mean the kind you need Viagra for. Per this article on World Net Daily.

Global warming may make the world’s inhabitants cranky and stressed, drive them crazy, give them cancer and even worsen their suffering from sexual dysfunction, according to a new government report on climate change – but the scientists say more money is needed before they can be certain.

Look how your tax dollars are being wasted.

Government scientists from several taxpayer-funded agencies, including the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the National Institute of Environmental Health Science, the State Department and the Environmental Protection Agency, compiled an 80-page report titled, “A Human Health Perspective on Climate Change: A Report Outlining the Research Needs on the Human Health Effects of Climate Change.”

Yes, it took at least 4 agencies to come up with this crapola, which you can read by clicking on the link in the above quote.

It gets even better. While I was looking for additional information on this topic I found this here.

Climate change brings some rather unexpected findings, and sometimes a happy outcome for some – take the male Scottish Grey Seal, for instance.

These findings show that climate change, whilst endangering many species, could also help to increase the genetic diversity of some species,” Twiss said. Scottish Seal hanky-panky, it seems, is rife.

So, if you’re a Scottish Gray Seal global warming means you’ll have a much easier time getting laid.  Lucky devils.

It gets crazier, real CO2 Insanity, I also found this, from no less of a publication than Nature.

Rising temperatures look set to produce male-only offspring in the tuatara, condemning the ancient reptile species to extinction by 2085, computer modelling predicts.

So if you’re one of these lizards, it’s going to really be bad.  Soon there will be no females of the species and you’ll be hanging around in Lizard Leather Bars trying to pickup that hunk next to you with tight buns in the biker chaps.

Dont’ think it’s over yet….it gets sillier yet.  Here we have an article from Canadian Free Press titled “Sex Causes Global Warming.” That’s right! Now if you get laid, it’s bad for the environment!

Sex causes global warming. At least that is what the folks up at Oregon State say:

“A study by statisticians at Oregon State University concluded that in the United States, the carbon legacy and greenhouse gas impact of an extra child is almost 20 times more important than some of the other environmentally sensitive practices people might employ their entire lives – things like driving a high mileage car, recycling, or using energy-efficient appliances and light bulbs.”

“Not to be outdone by their American cousins, The London School of Economics released their “Fewer Emitter, Lower Emissions, Less Cost” report on this world shaking revelation:

“Every £4 spent on family planning over the next four decades would reduce global CO2 emissions by more than a ton, whereas a minimum of £19 would have to be spent on low-carbon technologies to achieve the same result, the research says.

Now I’m getting confused first it’s bad, then it’s good, then it’s bad again.  Read on.

Next we even get tips on having a “green” sex life (no it’s not about the green weenie).  Then more tips here.

In the next few decades, sex won’t even be an option if you’re busy dodging climate-change-induced hurricanes, tsunamis, floods, droughts, and other scourges of the earth. A greener sex life starts with personal choices, but there are some pretty nice side benefits too — and not just for Greenpeace’s sake. Use the following tips to get more sustainable satisfaction.

“Sustainable satisfaction”….sounds like the answer to every woman’s prayers, that her mate will “sustain”  Here’s definition #5 “to keep up or keep going, as an action or process.”

Don’t believe any of it?  Here’s The Goracle telling us to lay off getting laid.

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I can’t about stand this anymore, I’m laughing so hard I’m about to fall out of my chair. But, here’s what has to be the oxymoron of the recent meetings on global warming in Copenhagen.  Based upon all this information about sex and global warming, wouldn’t you think all these delegates to COP 15 would practice what they preach?  Hell no!

Now, Copenhagen prostitutes are up in arms, saying that the council has no business meddling in their affairs. They have now offered free sex to anyone who can produce one of the offending postcards and their COP15 identity card, according to the Web site avisen.dk.

Yes, we certainly have another case of CO2 Insanity here.

Source: WND

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Munchausen by Proxy and Global Warming

Here you can read the definition of Munchausen by Proxy…I made some changes to reflect what I’m talking about with respect to global warming fraud, but the basics are there.

Munchausen by proxy syndrome (MBPS) is a relatively uncommon condition that involves the exaggeration or fabrication of climate illnesses or symptoms by a primary caretaker (scientist). One of the most harmful forms of science abuse, MBPS was named after Baron von Munchausen, an 18th-century German dignitary known for telling outlandish stories.


Sound familiar?  See the the similarities?  Read on.

In MBPS, an individual — usually a scientist or warmer — deliberately “makes” the planet appear sick or convinces others that the planet is sick. The scientist or warmer misleads others into thinking that the planet has climate problems by lying and reporting fictitious data. He or she may exaggerate, fabricate, or induce symptoms. As a result, scientists usually order tests, suggest different types of solutions (like carbon taxes and other asinine ideas), and may even hospitalize the planet or perform surgery like drilling ice cores to determine the cause.

Sound like some warmers  and scientists we know?  Sure does to me.

Typically, the perpetrator feels satisfied by gaining the attention and sympathy of warmers, greentards, and others who come into contact with him or her and the planet. Some experts believe that it isn’t just the attention that’s gained from the “illness” of the planet that drives this behavior, but also the satisfaction in being able to deceive individuals that they consider to be more important and powerful than themselves. (Like Obama, Gordon Brown, etc).

Because the scientist or warmer appears to be so caring and attentive, often no one suspects any wrongdoing. A perplexing aspect of the syndrome is the ability of the scientist or warmer to fool and manipulate other scientists and the public. Frequently, the perpetrator is familiar with the science profession and is very good at fooling the scientists and warmers. Even the most experienced scientists can miss the meaning of the inconsistencies in the Earth’s symptoms. It’s common for scientists to overlook the possibility of MBPS because it goes against the belief that a scientist or warmer would never deliberately hurt his or her Earth or fellow human beings.

Diagnosis is very difficult, but would involve some of the following:

  • a planet that has multiple climate problems that don’t respond to treatment or that follow a persistent and puzzling course
  • physical or laboratory findings that are highly unusual, don’t correspond with the planet’s climate history, or are physically or scientifically impossible
  • a scientist or warmer who isn’t reassured by “good news” when test results find no climate problems exists, but continues to believe that the Earth is ill.

Other theories say that Munchausen by proxy syndrome is a cry for help on the part of the scientist or warmer, who may be experiencing anxiety or depression or have feelings of inadequacy. Some may feel a sense of acknowledgement when the false science confirms their skills. Or, the scientist or warmer may just enjoy the attention that the sick planet— and, therefore, he or she — gets.

The things that go on with climate “alarmist” “believers” “warmers” and scientist who continue to advocate anthropogenic global warming, or now “climate change” is amazingly similar to Munchausen by Proxy Syndrome.

How can it be stopped.  Well here’s some suggestions.

Most often, Munchausen by proxy syndrome cases are resolved in one of three ways:

  1. the perpetrator is apprehended (Michael Mann vs. The State of Virginia announced today sounds fittingly correct).
  2. the perpetrator moves on to a new crisis when the original crisis gets old or the original crisis gets busted (like we have things popping up on the radar now such as ocean acidification a new problem so they can “save” us – not to mention control us, get their 15 minute of fame, plenty of grant money to continue perpetuating the fraud, and tax the snot our of us).
  3. the crisis “dies” because scientist and warmers finally realize their BS isn’t making and they cease to try to pull the wool over everyone’s eyes.

Perhaps we’re wrong by making all the efforts to bust the science by showing everyone the
“tricks”, data manipulation, missing data, unfounded science, data from magazines, peer-reviewed papers that are only peer-reviewed by fellow “warmer” scientists or non-scientists who happen to agree with their position.

I’d suggest we’d be better off getting the men in the white coats to grab these guys, put them in straight-jackets, and let the psychiatrists work on them until they admit their problems and get therapy.

Think about it.  What is going on with climategate is eerily similar.

Source: Me

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Green Cremations

Regular old-fashioned cremation may be out of style.  You can now go out with a wash, spin and rinse cycle.  Per this article in the Daily Mail Online.

The funeral business in the UK could soon be revolutionised by an ingenious new  cremation device which looks like a giant tumble dryer.

The Resomator is a green initiative that offers a smokeless alternative to cremation using chemicals  to speed up the decomposition process.

Each device costs a staggering £300,000 and sees the odd-shaped unit  filled up with a mixture of water and potassium hydroxide which speedily  dissolves soft tissues and organs.

The person’s body, in a sealed internal silk or wool coffin, is placed on a stainless steel shelf inside the metal cylinder and then the chamber is heated to 180 degrees under extreme pressure breaking down the body in less than three hours.

Any harmless residue left over is then drained away, leaving the skeleton which is ground to dust ready to be laid to rest.

Sounds like they could use this to make Soylent Green to me.  So who’s buying these things?

They  have already sold three of the machines in America and Canada.

The Resomator cremation system is legal in five U.S. states with units being delivered to Florida,  Minnesota and Toronto in Canada.

I really think  they missed it with the name and the target market.  Imagine had they named it “The Terminator” and marketed it to the Mafia?  I bet sales would be fantastic. Just think, poor Guido wouldn’t be out digging holes in the woods in New Jersey or New York anymore.  They wouldn’t have to sneak into butcher shops in the middle of the night to grind up bodies.  Just keep one of these baby’s in the basement.  Talk about getting rid of your problems, this could take that to whole new level!

Do they have a heavy-duty cycle for morbidly obese people?

Source: The Daily Mail Online

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Greenpeace Really Does Give a Shit


Well, Greenpeace is at it again.  First ramming Japanese whaling ships, then last month it was “we know who you are, we know where you live”, this month they’re taking a dump in Brasilia, Brazil.

Sounds like bullshit you say? Well, that’s exactly what it is!  Per this article in Beijing Today (funny how you never or seldom see this stuff in the US mainstream media), we can see what they’re up to.

Brazil speedily awarded the tender for a controversial hydro-electric dam projected to be the world’s third-largest, despite fierce opposition from environmentalists

Seems Greenpeace isn’t happy at all about this.

Indigenous groups and environmental activists had earlier staged demonstrations decrying the dam as ecologically irresponsible and a threat to the livelihood of 12,000 families, most of them Brazilian Indians living on the banks of the Xingu river that would feed the facility.

“We, the indigenous, demand justice and respect,” read one placard brandished by protesters in front of the National Electric Energy Agency in Brasilia, where the tender process was held.

OK, I can live with peaceful protests but this?

Around 500 activists with Greenpeace dumped three tons of manure in front of the building.

Not only not peaceful (again), but it’s smelly, and it really is pollution,  Did the Greenpeace protesters bother to think about the ramifications of dumping shit in the streets? It could increase global warming (methane gas), or get washed into the water supply (E. Coli) and make people sick.

I used to think of people at Greenpeace as peaceful. I now am beginning to wonder if they’ve been watching The Godfather 1, 2 and 3 movies too much, not to mention Goodfellas.

I wonder if at least it was “certified organic” bullshit from “free range” cows?

It should have been “chickenshit.”

Source: Beijing Today

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Nat Geo Asleep at the Wheel?

I know this is all a part of “Africagate” that’s been all over the internet and even in some newspapers, but I found this interesting for many reasons so I decided to write about it, even though I’m probably a day late and a dollar short.

Reason one is it involves National Geographic.  I won’t impugn the whole organization as I do believe that overall, it’s an excellent organization that provides excellent articles and information.  What I don’t respect is what I feel is a sometimes bias about global warming.

Reason two is it involves “Africagate”, (which is another area the IPCC got busted over earlier in 2010), but it involves a part I don’t ever remember seeing (perhaps someone wrote of it and I missed it?), in that there is this whole article they published 5 months beforehand, that counters the later article and the IPCC report.

This all prompts me to ask “Does anybody at National Geographic keep track of what they publish?”

To lay it all out for you.

We have an article dated July 31, 2009, titled “Sahara Desert Greening Due to Climate Change?”, then we have a later article, dated December 28, 2009, titled “Africa-Wide ‘Great Green Wall’ to halt Sahara Spread.”  So I have to ask is the Sahara shrinking or is it growing?  Evidently National Geographic is confused.

While neither article is real recent, the “Great Green Wall” article was found this morning when I was surfing around then net to keep abreast of what goes on from day-to-day.  I thought it was something new, as I didn’t remember hearing about it before now.  When I read the publish date, it got me wondering what was going on, which led me to the earlier article, prompting me to write this.

The first article, from July 31, 2009,  opens with this about the Sahara getting green…

Emerging evidence is painting a very different scenario, one in which rising temperatures could benefit millions of Africans in the driest parts of the continent.

Scientists are now seeing signals that the Sahara desert and surrounding regions are greening due to increasing rainfall.

What? Increased rainfall?  Rising temperatures of benefit?  Next we get this…

This desert-shrinking trend is supported by climate models, which predict a return to conditions that turned the Sahara into a lush savanna some 12,000 years ago.

Uh oh!  Are those good old climate models are being used again in some science fiction fantasy? But, wait.  We do have reality in this article, that supports that this climate model was correct, which is as follows…

The green shoots of recovery are showing up on satellite images of regions including the Sahel, a semi-desert zone bordering the Sahara to the south that stretches some 2,400 miles (3,860 kilometers).

Images taken between 1982 and 2002 revealed extensive regreening throughout the Sahel, according to a new study in the journal Biogeosciences.

The study suggests huge increases in vegetation in areas including central Chad and western Sudan.

So, at least we are now getting some reality, actual satellite images.  Unless someone was coloring them in with green, it seems that it is indeed some real proof that the Sahara may not be such a problem.  More real information per the below…

In the eastern Sahara area of southwestern Egypt and northern Sudan, new trees—such as acacias—are flourishing, according to Stefan Kröpelin, a climate scientist at the University of Cologne’s Africa Research Unit in Germany.

“Shrubs are coming up and growing into big shrubs. This is completely different from having a bit more tiny grass,” said Kröpelin, who has studied the region for two decades.

Sounds like things are really getting greener.  The locals evidently think they have it better, too…

“The nomads there told me there was never as much rainfall as in the past few years,” Kröpelin said. “They have never seen so much grazing land.”

“Before, there was not a single scorpion, not a single blade of grass,” he said.

“Now you have people grazing their camels in areas which may not have been used for hundreds or even thousands of years. You see birds, ostriches, gazelles coming back, even sorts of amphibians coming back,” he said.

“The trend has continued for more than 20 years. It is indisputable.”

indisputable?  In the second article,  only 5 months later, it appears National Geographic disputes themselves…

The proposed wall of trees would stretch from Senegal to Djibouti as part of a plan to thwart the southward spread of the Sahara, Senegalese officials said earlier this month at the UN’s Copenhagen climate conference.

I find it rather amusing that 5 months before we’re getting “greening” and now all of a sudden the Sahara is spreading.  Read on and you might get a clue about why we have this IPCC report that appears to have prompted the 180 degree change at National Geographic…

The trees are meant “to stop the advancement of the desert,” Senegalese president and project leader Abdoulaye Wade told National Geographic News in Copenhagen.

In many central and West African countries surrounding the Sahara, climate change has slowed rainfall to a trickle, according to the UN’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC).

OK, so first we get more rain, greening and it’s “indisputable”, and now we get “slowed rainfall to a trickle.”  Which is it?  More rain or less?  Well, look who came up with this one?  The good old reliable IPCC.  That might explain a lot?

Crops have died and soils have eroded—crippling local agriculture. If the trend continues, the UN forecasts that two-thirds of Africa’s farmland may be swallowed by Saharan sands by 2025 (explore an interactiveSahara map).

Sounds as ominous as the Himalayan Glaciers melting by 2035, probably about as accurate, too.

But drought, desertification, and other climate-related disasters are forcing many farmers to abandon their lands, spurring a heavier flow of immigrants out of central and North Africa

Huh?  But in the earlier report the locals were happy they had so much rainfall, so were their camels and other livestock!  Why do we have the sudden change? Well, goo back to “Africagate and do some research about the IPCC’s accuracy ratio, which isn’t anymore accurate about the Sahara than about the Himalayan Glaciers melting by 2035.

I speculate about is that this is going to be a large financial undertaking and it’s going to be worth a lot of money to the countries, companies and people involved with it…

All 11 countries that would house the Great Green Wall have pledged to help fund the project.

So, we have 11 countries that will fund? These are certainly not rich countries, it’s Africa, where poverty seems to rule in most places.  I’d imaging that by using this, they can get lots of money from the richer countries for this project, courtesy of Greentards like Gordon Brown, who seem to have holes burning in their pockets to give tax dollars away by the billions to stop non-existent global warming.

Goes back to follow the money.  I could envision billions of dollars going to thee 11 countries to plant a tree barrier next to the Sahara Desert and having the vast majority of it ending up in someone’s Swiss or Cayman Island numbered bank accounts and having no or little effect on anything.

Yet another episode of CO2 Insanity.

Source: National Geographic

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CO2 Causes Attack of the Triffids!

Here’s an amazing video I picked up from this piece at I Hate the Media that was released by the EPA to show how plants grow with different levels of CO2 Insanity.

I am waiting for the IPCC to issue a new report that CO2 and Global Warming will soon cause all life on Earth to end because we’ll be attacked by The Triffids.  You can see Triffids in the video below.

I don’t know about you, but I’m stocking up on Roundup Weed Killer and garden sprayers immediately.

Kills Triffids Dead

Source: I Hate the Media

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Keystone Cops Question Everyone Who Requested Info from CRU!

He doesn't believe in Global Warming? Arrest that man!

This article from Telegraph.co.uk describes what sounds like an amazing piece of police work if I ever heard of one.

In the continuing quest to find out who hacked, stole or leaked the infamous e-mails from the University of East Anglia Climatic Research Unit that started “Climategate,” the police are now on what appears to be a “witch-hunt” and are running around questioning everyone who ever requested any information from them.

Already prominent climate change sceptics around the world have been questioned and members of staff at the university, but is has now emerged that ordinary members of the public who did nothing more than request information are also being targeted.

Sebastian Nokes, a businessman and climate change sceptic, wrote to a national newspaper to complain.

He said all he had done was request information on the CRU’s disclosure rules and he was questioned on his political and scientific beliefs.

Detective Superintendent Julian Gregory, who is leading the investigation, said his unit is looking into anyone who could give clues to who stole the emails and working with experts in “extremism”.

“As with any investigation we will interview anyone who may have information which is of relevance to the enquiry,” he said.

I suppose this will end up being a gigantic waste of tax-dollars.  I’m sure they’ll someday show up at the right person’s front door and get an immediate confession. They probably have a better chance of finding a Purple People Eater.

Source: Telegraph

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OSHA for Climatechange?

Caution BoneheadSo, now we’re back to more CO2 Insanity at its best.  Telegraph.co.uk reports here that…

The body set up to warn Government about the risk of environmental disasters said climate change will cause floods, droughts and heatwaves in future.

Oh really?  I think we have all that already and have had for a long time but all of a sudden it’s new!

In a key report on ‘Adapting Institutions to Climate Change’ the committee of experts recommended that every school, hospital and business should have a legal duty to adapt to climate change. For example by putting in place flood defences and plans for water shortages.

So businesses are supposed to buy employees sunglasses,  umbrellas and lifeboats?

He said all businesses and public bodies should have to carry out a “climate change adaptation test” in the same way as they currently conduct health and safety checks.

I really can’t wait to see what this test is all about, especially since the test will be for something that ain’t happening.

…people are going to get killed or injured by climate change and that is why it is important.

Hurry! Run! The sky is falling!  The sky is falling! (Or rather…The bullshit is falling! The bullshit is falling!)

But wait!  It’s not only “alarmist” it’s free! Yes! Free!

But Sir John said that adapting to climate change will not cost organizations extra money or add bureaucracy.

Man, I think I found a bigger lie than “Anthropogenic Global Warming!”  Free? Won’t cost? Won’t add bureaucracy?  I can smell the fines for non-compliance coming!

What next, will Sir Jon be selling me a bridge in London?

Source: Telegraph.co.uk

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"Warmers" Freeze to Death in Antarctica

You think the people on the Jerry Springer show do some wierd stuff, this one is about living (dying?) proof that the “warmers” even outdo the people on Jerry’s show.  I really hate that they died because it was totally unnecessary, but it does show you how CO2 Insanity can affect even intelligent people.   This guy was a Professor for Pete’s sake.  Per the EcoEnquirer article

(Punta Arenas, Chile) Famed global warming activist James Schneider and a journalist friend were both found frozen to death on Saturday, about 90 miles from South Pole Station, by the pilot of a ski plane practicing emergency evacuation procedures.

Yes the “warmers” froze to death.

Apparently, while all of Prof. Schneider’s friends were assuming that the July trek would be to Greenland, during Northern Hemisphere summer, his plans were actually to snowmobile to the South Pole – which, in July, is in the dead of winter.

Antarctica  in winter is not a warm place to be, but I guess they didn’t realize how cold it gets there.

Mr. Dolittle related how some people do not realize that, even if there has been warming in Antarctica, the average temperature at the South Pole in July still runs about 70 degrees F below zero. “Some people think that July is warm everywhere on Earth.”

“And I was surprised to see how close they got to South Pole Station. They ran through all of their gas supplies for the snowmobiles”, explained Doolittle. “They had cold weather gear and clothes, but during this time of year you just don’t go outside unless it is an emergency.”

I guess the “warmers” have their first martyr.  My condolences to family and friends, this was totally unnecessary.

Source:  EcoEnquirer

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