Wooly Bully

Wool Coffins?

Uno, dos, one, two, tres, quatro

Hainsworth told Charlie about a thing he has.

Has a big door and it’s made from wool.

Wooly bully, wooly bully.

Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.

Hainsworth told Charlie, “Let’s don’t take no chance. “

We lined it with cotton, so you won’t want to scratch.

Wooly bully, wooly bully

Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.

Charlie told Hainsworth, “That’s the thing to do.

Get you someone really to pull the wool with you.”

Wooly bully, wooly bully.

Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.

Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs might have written a song about wool coffins like the above. Seems Prince Charles likes the thought of itching for eternity.

The cotton-lined coffins, which are reinforced with recycled cardboard, edged in jute and can be embroidered with personalised woollen name plates, are all made from British wool sourced from sheep farmers across the country.

I say, can I try that one out? I need a nap.

Think they’ll use one of them when the Queen passes on? I seriously doubt it. Prince Charles seems to get weirder by the minute, too. He’s having a 12 day festival at Clarence House. Want to take a guess on what’s on display?

“He was really impressed with the coffins and asked for them specifically to be at the garden party,” she said. “He sees it is a way of being environmentally friendly all through your life. At the same time it supports British farmers which is a big area of interest to him.”

Well, I guess next time I have a garden party I’ll decorate with wool coffins.  How sheik can you get?

Probably will be OK until some “warmer” starts complaining about sheep farts emitting methane gas into the atmosphere and causing global warming that is “unprecedented.”

Source: The Telegraph

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