Is NASA going to hire Kim il-Jong?

Send me 100 of those babies and I'll cure global warming and compensate for my small dick all in one fell swoop!

Well, I thought the so-called science of global warming couldn’t possibly get any nuttier. Well, that’s what I get for thinking because those crazy computer models at NASA are now telling them that we can solve global warming with a nuclear war. Yes you heard right they claim they can cool off the planet’s temperature with a nuclear war! Per NASA Scientist Luke Olman at Goddard Space Flight Center we get the looniest f’in solution I’ve ever seen.

“I’m drawn to extreme scenarios,” said Luke Oman, a climate scientist at NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center in Greenbelt, Md. Perhaps the most extreme scenario in his portfolio is nuclear conflict. Using a NASA computer simulation, Oman and colleagues model the climate’s response to the smoke from fires brought about by regional nuclear war. His work, performed with colleagues at Rutgers University prior to joining NASA, is part of a larger panel discussing the issue on Feb. 18 at the meeting of the American Association for the Advancement of Science (AAAS) in Washington.

Well all we  seem to need is about 100 of what’s in the below photo going off and global warming is solved. So easy a caveman could do it!

Well hot damn! Let’s call Kim il-Jong and get him to fire those nuclear warheads up and solve global warming in one fell swoop! If this is what NASA scientists get paid to do all day then perhaps there’s some more places that Congress can do some budget cutting! Taxpayers everywhere should be going nuclear over this one.

To read the whole asinine story click on the link at the source below. Talk about CO2 INsanity. Calling Dr. Strangelove….calling Dr. Strangelove!

Source: NASA


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2 responses to “Is NASA going to hire Kim il-Jong?

  1. Neal

    I do not believe NASA actually took this very seriously. They are not foolish nor as subversive as you.
    For one thing, the oceans are more acidic then they had been for 65,000,000 years. This is because the atmosphere has more CO2 due to burning of fossil fuel and destroying the forests. Without the vast forests to suck up the CO2 and the warming oceans that have limits to what they can absorb, this process will proceed ad infinitum. The melting of the permafrost exposes buried bio-matter which decays and yields methane which is an even more effect green house gas.
    You are a fool to believe that the scientist all over the world are wrong.
    A true scientist studies his findings and allows others to disprove them.
    You are a religionist of a faith in corpraticrasy. A believer in non-science.

    • 1.That’s my point. Why are they wasting my tax dollars on stupid stuff like this?
      2. The rest of your rant is typical greentard BS. Nice cut and paste though.
      3. No, you believe in the Church of Global Warming with the Reverend Al Gore.
      4. No, if I believed in non-science then I’d believe in global warming.