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Who’s Crazier? Tiny Tim or Al Gore?

I don’t know how people find this stuff, but we have the comedy winner of the month here from Creative Minority Report’s content found here titled Tiny Tim vs. Al Gore.

So Tiny Tim was the father of the global warming movement? Yeah, that fits. Make sure you at least make it to the chorus where he starts screaming “The Icecaps are meltin Oh-oh-oh-oh-OOOOOOOh!”

But you’ve got to decide who’s crazier? Tiny Tim is the obvious kind of bonkers that you see on street corners and cross the street to avoid whereas Al Gore is the more dangerous kind of looney that isn’t immediately apparent and you don’t know he’s flipped until he’s sitting in your living room eating your Chinese food and lecturing you that your freezer’s running too high.

So compare Gore’s performance with Tiny Tim’s and tell me who you think is crazier.

This is most definitely CO2 Insanity at its best.

Source: Creative Minority Report (which is definitely creative!)

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Everthing IS Caused by Global Warming

FIIF FUNNIES

Here’s the complete list of things caused by global warming.  Just about everything IS caused by global warming.  If it isn’t caused by global warming, then it CAUSES  global warming. Yet more CO2 Insanity.

Source: Warmlist

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EPA Protects US From Perrier!

Today’s comedy relief (as if there isn’t enough surrounding climate change already) is that per this article from John O’Sullivan, we get to see how deep the EPA feels their duty to protect us goes.

While analyzing the federal government’s latest long-winded publication, ‘Climate Action Report, the Fifth National Communication of the United States of America Under the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change’ I stumbled across something buried deep inside that will dismay (or perhaps amuse) many taxpayers.

Long-winded publication from the Feds? Praytell! Read on!

In the section entitled, ‘Proposed Regulation Facilitating Geologic Sequestration of CO2’ the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has pulled out all the stops to make an even bigger ass of itself. It is introducing a new requirement under the Safe Drinking Water Act to protect U.S. citizens from being ‘poisoned’ from carbon dioxide in drinking water.

Disavowing itself of saner opinion on the matter, the EPA has determined that the ingredient that makes the water’s fizz-that nasty carbon dioxide-is nothing short of an environmental ‘poison.’ But have you ever heard of anyone being poisoned by Perrier?

See the government can do the impossible.  The EPA actually made a “bigger ass out of itself.”

The latest cock-eyed federal policy concerns “a new class of injection well—Class VI” (page 44) that at great expense will inject carbon dioxide (CO2) underground by a process that will inhibit drinking water from becoming as carbonated as fizzy Perrier water. The greenies call this process ‘carbon sequestration,’ in case you didn’t know.

For the billions this will probably cost you’d think we could at least get some Dom Perignon out of it.

Another case of CO2 Insanity……..literally.

Source: Climate Realists

Short bio: John O’Sullivan is a legal analyst and writer who for several years has litigated in government corruption and conspiracy cases in both the US and Britain. Visit his Website: http://www.suite101.com/profile.cfm/johnosullivan

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Legitmate Earth Day News Straight from NASA?

Here is an oxymoron for you….”Here is some legitimate Earth Day news straight from NASA.  Ummmmmm…hmmmmmm. More CO2 Insanity.

Here’s your link to it.

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Global Warming Causes "Deflation"

Yes that’s right! According to the latest alarmist hysteria global warming causes “deflation.”  No, not the monetary kind (although that may be the next round of hysterics), by deflation, I mean the kind you need Viagra for. Per this article on World Net Daily.

Global warming may make the world’s inhabitants cranky and stressed, drive them crazy, give them cancer and even worsen their suffering from sexual dysfunction, according to a new government report on climate change – but the scientists say more money is needed before they can be certain.

Look how your tax dollars are being wasted.

Government scientists from several taxpayer-funded agencies, including the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the National Institute of Environmental Health Science, the State Department and the Environmental Protection Agency, compiled an 80-page report titled, “A Human Health Perspective on Climate Change: A Report Outlining the Research Needs on the Human Health Effects of Climate Change.”

Yes, it took at least 4 agencies to come up with this crapola, which you can read by clicking on the link in the above quote.

It gets even better. While I was looking for additional information on this topic I found this here.

Climate change brings some rather unexpected findings, and sometimes a happy outcome for some – take the male Scottish Grey Seal, for instance.

These findings show that climate change, whilst endangering many species, could also help to increase the genetic diversity of some species,” Twiss said. Scottish Seal hanky-panky, it seems, is rife.

So, if you’re a Scottish Gray Seal global warming means you’ll have a much easier time getting laid.  Lucky devils.

It gets crazier, real CO2 Insanity, I also found this, from no less of a publication than Nature.

Rising temperatures look set to produce male-only offspring in the tuatara, condemning the ancient reptile species to extinction by 2085, computer modelling predicts.

So if you’re one of these lizards, it’s going to really be bad.  Soon there will be no females of the species and you’ll be hanging around in Lizard Leather Bars trying to pickup that hunk next to you with tight buns in the biker chaps.

Dont’ think it’s over yet….it gets sillier yet.  Here we have an article from Canadian Free Press titled “Sex Causes Global Warming.” That’s right! Now if you get laid, it’s bad for the environment!

Sex causes global warming. At least that is what the folks up at Oregon State say:

“A study by statisticians at Oregon State University concluded that in the United States, the carbon legacy and greenhouse gas impact of an extra child is almost 20 times more important than some of the other environmentally sensitive practices people might employ their entire lives – things like driving a high mileage car, recycling, or using energy-efficient appliances and light bulbs.”

“Not to be outdone by their American cousins, The London School of Economics released their “Fewer Emitter, Lower Emissions, Less Cost” report on this world shaking revelation:

“Every £4 spent on family planning over the next four decades would reduce global CO2 emissions by more than a ton, whereas a minimum of £19 would have to be spent on low-carbon technologies to achieve the same result, the research says.

Now I’m getting confused first it’s bad, then it’s good, then it’s bad again.  Read on.

Next we even get tips on having a “green” sex life (no it’s not about the green weenie).  Then more tips here.

In the next few decades, sex won’t even be an option if you’re busy dodging climate-change-induced hurricanes, tsunamis, floods, droughts, and other scourges of the earth. A greener sex life starts with personal choices, but there are some pretty nice side benefits too — and not just for Greenpeace’s sake. Use the following tips to get more sustainable satisfaction.

“Sustainable satisfaction”….sounds like the answer to every woman’s prayers, that her mate will “sustain”  Here’s definition #5 “to keep up or keep going, as an action or process.”

Don’t believe any of it?  Here’s The Goracle telling us to lay off getting laid.

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I can’t about stand this anymore, I’m laughing so hard I’m about to fall out of my chair. But, here’s what has to be the oxymoron of the recent meetings on global warming in Copenhagen.  Based upon all this information about sex and global warming, wouldn’t you think all these delegates to COP 15 would practice what they preach?  Hell no!

Now, Copenhagen prostitutes are up in arms, saying that the council has no business meddling in their affairs. They have now offered free sex to anyone who can produce one of the offending postcards and their COP15 identity card, according to the Web site avisen.dk.

Yes, we certainly have another case of CO2 Insanity here.

Source: WND

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Munchausen by Proxy and Global Warming

Here you can read the definition of Munchausen by Proxy…I made some changes to reflect what I’m talking about with respect to global warming fraud, but the basics are there.

Munchausen by proxy syndrome (MBPS) is a relatively uncommon condition that involves the exaggeration or fabrication of climate illnesses or symptoms by a primary caretaker (scientist). One of the most harmful forms of science abuse, MBPS was named after Baron von Munchausen, an 18th-century German dignitary known for telling outlandish stories.


Sound familiar?  See the the similarities?  Read on.

In MBPS, an individual — usually a scientist or warmer — deliberately “makes” the planet appear sick or convinces others that the planet is sick. The scientist or warmer misleads others into thinking that the planet has climate problems by lying and reporting fictitious data. He or she may exaggerate, fabricate, or induce symptoms. As a result, scientists usually order tests, suggest different types of solutions (like carbon taxes and other asinine ideas), and may even hospitalize the planet or perform surgery like drilling ice cores to determine the cause.

Sound like some warmers  and scientists we know?  Sure does to me.

Typically, the perpetrator feels satisfied by gaining the attention and sympathy of warmers, greentards, and others who come into contact with him or her and the planet. Some experts believe that it isn’t just the attention that’s gained from the “illness” of the planet that drives this behavior, but also the satisfaction in being able to deceive individuals that they consider to be more important and powerful than themselves. (Like Obama, Gordon Brown, etc).

Because the scientist or warmer appears to be so caring and attentive, often no one suspects any wrongdoing. A perplexing aspect of the syndrome is the ability of the scientist or warmer to fool and manipulate other scientists and the public. Frequently, the perpetrator is familiar with the science profession and is very good at fooling the scientists and warmers. Even the most experienced scientists can miss the meaning of the inconsistencies in the Earth’s symptoms. It’s common for scientists to overlook the possibility of MBPS because it goes against the belief that a scientist or warmer would never deliberately hurt his or her Earth or fellow human beings.

Diagnosis is very difficult, but would involve some of the following:

  • a planet that has multiple climate problems that don’t respond to treatment or that follow a persistent and puzzling course
  • physical or laboratory findings that are highly unusual, don’t correspond with the planet’s climate history, or are physically or scientifically impossible
  • a scientist or warmer who isn’t reassured by “good news” when test results find no climate problems exists, but continues to believe that the Earth is ill.

Other theories say that Munchausen by proxy syndrome is a cry for help on the part of the scientist or warmer, who may be experiencing anxiety or depression or have feelings of inadequacy. Some may feel a sense of acknowledgement when the false science confirms their skills. Or, the scientist or warmer may just enjoy the attention that the sick planet— and, therefore, he or she — gets.

The things that go on with climate “alarmist” “believers” “warmers” and scientist who continue to advocate anthropogenic global warming, or now “climate change” is amazingly similar to Munchausen by Proxy Syndrome.

How can it be stopped.  Well here’s some suggestions.

Most often, Munchausen by proxy syndrome cases are resolved in one of three ways:

  1. the perpetrator is apprehended (Michael Mann vs. The State of Virginia announced today sounds fittingly correct).
  2. the perpetrator moves on to a new crisis when the original crisis gets old or the original crisis gets busted (like we have things popping up on the radar now such as ocean acidification a new problem so they can “save” us – not to mention control us, get their 15 minute of fame, plenty of grant money to continue perpetuating the fraud, and tax the snot our of us).
  3. the crisis “dies” because scientist and warmers finally realize their BS isn’t making and they cease to try to pull the wool over everyone’s eyes.

Perhaps we’re wrong by making all the efforts to bust the science by showing everyone the
“tricks”, data manipulation, missing data, unfounded science, data from magazines, peer-reviewed papers that are only peer-reviewed by fellow “warmer” scientists or non-scientists who happen to agree with their position.

I’d suggest we’d be better off getting the men in the white coats to grab these guys, put them in straight-jackets, and let the psychiatrists work on them until they admit their problems and get therapy.

Think about it.  What is going on with climategate is eerily similar.

Source: Me

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NASA Balloon Crash

OK, first we had “Balloon Boy” who wasn’t in the balloon after all, but it did get off the ground and go for quite a distance before coming back to Earth. I don’t know what they spent on their balloon but it couldn’t have been much.

Then we had this guy who spent a whopping $750 on a used camera, weather balloons and duct tape and got some fantastic photos from the edge of space. Yes his balloon worked, too!

Now we get NASA, screwing up again and blowing $2 million tax payer dollars because they can’t figure out how to launch a balloon, something it appears people with way less money and manpower seem to accomplish quite well. Here’s more info from Yahoo News.

This from the people who brought you the global warming data that was so bad they ended up using the CRU’s data, which wasn’t all that either.

More CO2 Insanity.

Source: Yahoo News

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Greenpeace Really Does Give a Shit


Well, Greenpeace is at it again.  First ramming Japanese whaling ships, then last month it was “we know who you are, we know where you live”, this month they’re taking a dump in Brasilia, Brazil.

Sounds like bullshit you say? Well, that’s exactly what it is!  Per this article in Beijing Today (funny how you never or seldom see this stuff in the US mainstream media), we can see what they’re up to.

Brazil speedily awarded the tender for a controversial hydro-electric dam projected to be the world’s third-largest, despite fierce opposition from environmentalists

Seems Greenpeace isn’t happy at all about this.

Indigenous groups and environmental activists had earlier staged demonstrations decrying the dam as ecologically irresponsible and a threat to the livelihood of 12,000 families, most of them Brazilian Indians living on the banks of the Xingu river that would feed the facility.

“We, the indigenous, demand justice and respect,” read one placard brandished by protesters in front of the National Electric Energy Agency in Brasilia, where the tender process was held.

OK, I can live with peaceful protests but this?

Around 500 activists with Greenpeace dumped three tons of manure in front of the building.

Not only not peaceful (again), but it’s smelly, and it really is pollution,  Did the Greenpeace protesters bother to think about the ramifications of dumping shit in the streets? It could increase global warming (methane gas), or get washed into the water supply (E. Coli) and make people sick.

I used to think of people at Greenpeace as peaceful. I now am beginning to wonder if they’ve been watching The Godfather 1, 2 and 3 movies too much, not to mention Goodfellas.

I wonder if at least it was “certified organic” bullshit from “free range” cows?

It should have been “chickenshit.”

Source: Beijing Today

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CO2 Causes Attack of the Triffids!

Here’s an amazing video I picked up from this piece at I Hate the Media that was released by the EPA to show how plants grow with different levels of CO2 Insanity.

I am waiting for the IPCC to issue a new report that CO2 and Global Warming will soon cause all life on Earth to end because we’ll be attacked by The Triffids.  You can see Triffids in the video below.

I don’t know about you, but I’m stocking up on Roundup Weed Killer and garden sprayers immediately.

Kills Triffids Dead

Source: I Hate the Media

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Keystone Cops Question Everyone Who Requested Info from CRU!

He doesn't believe in Global Warming? Arrest that man!

This article from Telegraph.co.uk describes what sounds like an amazing piece of police work if I ever heard of one.

In the continuing quest to find out who hacked, stole or leaked the infamous e-mails from the University of East Anglia Climatic Research Unit that started “Climategate,” the police are now on what appears to be a “witch-hunt” and are running around questioning everyone who ever requested any information from them.

Already prominent climate change sceptics around the world have been questioned and members of staff at the university, but is has now emerged that ordinary members of the public who did nothing more than request information are also being targeted.

Sebastian Nokes, a businessman and climate change sceptic, wrote to a national newspaper to complain.

He said all he had done was request information on the CRU’s disclosure rules and he was questioned on his political and scientific beliefs.

Detective Superintendent Julian Gregory, who is leading the investigation, said his unit is looking into anyone who could give clues to who stole the emails and working with experts in “extremism”.

“As with any investigation we will interview anyone who may have information which is of relevance to the enquiry,” he said.

I suppose this will end up being a gigantic waste of tax-dollars.  I’m sure they’ll someday show up at the right person’s front door and get an immediate confession. They probably have a better chance of finding a Purple People Eater.

Source: Telegraph

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