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Green fashion the new oxymoron

This one could scare global warming away all by herself!

My God! I was perusing things awhile ago and I came across a link to an article from Tree Hugger about Green Fashion Week. Those are definitely two words that should not be spoken together. Eco-chic is about to make me ec0-barf. After seeing some of this “eco-fashion” I do feel like hugging a tree would be an improvement. Perhaps that’s the desired effect?

Talk about CO2 Insanity. Or perhaps it should be put under Eco Terror? You call it!

You have one “tantalizing” photo above, and here is a link to some more of those “tantalizing” photos.  All I have to say is what next year? Braided arm pits? I hope I don’t have nightmares.

Source: Treehugger

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Let the AGW brainwashing begin, round 3

We had an item titled “Round II, global warming brainwashing” on 9/19/10. It didn’t take very long for someone to stand up and continue to make my point that they want to grab the children while they’re young and start the brainwashing.

From CNS we get this item titled “Congressman Calls For Schools To ‘Promote The Agenda’ Of Climate Change, Population Limitation” which again smacks of brainwashing, this time being advocated by a member of the House of Representatives. Ain’t that nice?

Rep. John Sarbanes (D-Md.) told CNSNews.com at a “Sustainability Education Summit” hosted by the U.S. Education Department on Tuesday that environmental education in schools can “promote the agenda” of climate change and population growth through the influence it has on children.

“Like I keep saying over and over again, if you get young people invested in those ideas early on, that will result in those kinds of positive policy developments,” Sarbanes told CNSNews.com. “So, whether it’s climate change, whether it’s population growth, whether it’s all these factors that impact the health of our world, raising that awareness early among young people is only going to promote the agenda.”

Yes, yes…..let’s get that global warming errr…..climate disruption brainwashing going.  I can hear the kiddies now.

“We have climate disruption…mmmmmmm…..mmmmmmm……..mmmmmm, Obama will save us…mmmmmmmm…..mmmmmm..mmmmmmm, we’re gonna be good little warmers…..mmmmmmmm…….mmmmmmmm…..mmmmmm, I burned my daddy’s car….mmmmmmmmm……..mmmmmmmmmmmmm……mmmmmmm, because on a tank it wouldn’t go far…….mmmmmmmm……..mmmmmmmmm…mmmmmmm.

Yup, that’s the ticket, we can’t convince the adults, so we’ll brainwash the kids and in 10-15 years we’ll have a whole country full of warmers who will be dumbed down, unable to think for themselves, who will go along with whatever bullshit about the environment we give them.

CO2 Insanity continues.

Source: CNS

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Dead Polar Bear on Cornwall. UK Beach?

New species discovered in Cornwall, UK - The Polar Cow

Look down on the beach! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a Polar Bear!!!……..oops!

The presenter of ITV’s West Country breakfast bulletin informed astonished viewers that an animal more commonly spotted near the North Pole had turned up in the seaside town of Bude. Video footage showed a large, white beast lying on the shore.

“A walker in Cornwall has caught an extraordinary sight on camera. A polar bear has washed up on a beach near Bude,” an excited Miss Lloyd said. “The bear comes from the Arctic Circle and an investigation is under way as to how it could have ended up there.”

Wow a dead polar bear thousands of miles away from the Arctic found on a beach in Southern England. Must be that global warming again. It’s so hot in the Arctic they’re fleeing for Southern England.

Nope……guess again…..

Closer inspection revealed that the polar bear was, in fact, a cow. The farm animal had been bleached white by sea water.

Perhaps it’s a new species called a Polar Cow? I wonder if anyone at ITV can spell faux pas?

More CO2 Insanity.

Source: The Telegraph

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Rich people with fat heads want to play GOD

One just has to love the rich. Many probably not any smarter than anybody else, but they happened to be in the right place at the right time so they made billions of dollars.  Nothing wrong with that. I’m glad they’re successful.

What pisses me off about some of them is that the equate having billions in the bank with having brains that have somehow evolved to where they’re now braniancs who consider themselves smarter than everyone else on the planet. It seems there must be a scientific equation “fw=fh2.”

To translate:

F= fat, W=wallets, H=heads

So the equation really means fat wallets = fat heads squared.

Why the rant? Well, normally I could really give a hoot what people like Bill Gates and Richard Branson do generally speaking, but it seems that we now have those two and some others who are so presumptuous that they think they can play GOD and screw around with the Earth’s climate, which is an audacious plan if I ever heard of one.

Per this article in the Guardian titled “The powerful coalition that wants to engineer the world’s climate” you can see what I am talking about.

Now, a powerful coalition of forces is quietly constellating around the idea of transforming the Earth’s atmosphere by simulating volcanic eruptions to counter the warming effects of carbon pollution. Engineering the planet’s climate system is attracting the attention of scientists, scientific societies, venture capitalists and conservative think tanks. Despite the enormity of what is being proposed — nothing less than taking control of Earth’s climate system — the public has been almost entirely excluded from the planning.

Yes, don’t give the public clue, after all, us peons shouldn’t be involved in such doings as if we don’t have billions in the bank I guess we’re not smart enough to play GOD. Actually I think it may perhaps be more like they’re afraid of what will happen if everyone gets wind of their secret plan.

The article then goes on to make me laugh my ass off with this line.

Moral hazards

Although ideas for climate engineering have been around for at least twenty years, until recently public discussion has been discouraged by the scientific community. Environmentalists and governments have been reluctant to talk about it too. The reason is simple: apart from its unknown side-effects, geoengineering would weaken resolve to reduce carbon emissions.

See, this is where the word audacity comes in.  They actually have the nerve to claim reluctance about this based on the claim it would “weaken resolve to reduce carbon emissions.” I call that ballsy because what we need to do is go back to the same place we always go which is “follow the money.” I’d offer my opinion that the real reason they want this hush-hush is that it might screw up their plans to make billions on carbon trading schemes and selling things that will reduce carbon output or store carbon.

It’s not only the “warmers” who are in favor of this idea either.  It seems the other side of the fence is in on this too, again, follow the money, it will lead you to the source of the problem.

It is strange that geoengineering is being promoted enthusiastically by a number of right-wing think tanks that are active in climate denialism. TheAmerican Enterprise Institute, an influential think tank also part-funded by ExxonMobil that offered US$10,000 to academics for papers debunking the reports of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, has launched a high-profile project to promote geoengineering.

Strange? I don’t find it a bit strange, you follow the money, if they can geoengineer the carbon problem away in a hurry, then big oil and big coal can continue to pump out CO2 with impunity.  It’s doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure that one out.

It seems the people promoting this idea are nuts. If they can’t get any government or governments to go along with playing GOD, then we get this next step they plan on taking.

Faced with this resistance, Wood speculates about getting private funding from a billionaire for an experiment. “As far as I can determine, there is no law that prohibits doing something like this”. Wood is right: there is no law against a private individual attempting to take control of the Earth’s climate.

Imagine a private individual or group of them in control of the planet’s temperature. That would have to give them the ultimate power to control the Earth’s governments and population. Don’t do what I say? OK we’ll turn the temperature down so you have no crops growing until you capitulate then we’ll rectify the problem. Just the threat of that would get the world’s leaders bowing at their feet. Think I am crazy?

Perhaps the wealthy individual he has in mind is Bill Gates, who has covertly been funding geoengineering research for three years with advice from Keith and Caldeira.  They now oversee Gates’ research fund, which has spent some $4.5 million to date

Yes, Bill Gates. Imagine the man who wants to control what software you use to feather his billions having control over your climate? Think all the BS that goes on with Windows is a problem? Just imaging the possibilities.

  • Climate Version 1.00
  • Climate Version 1.01 – corrects defect in Climate 1.00 that caused flooding in Mauritania.
  • Climate Version 1.01.01 – corrects defect in Climate 1.01 that turned the flooding in Mauritania to change to drought.
  • Climate Version 1.01.03 – correct defect in Climate 1.01.01 that caused the glaciers to return in the Himalayas too fast.

I think you get my point that one person or one group of people need not be in control of the Earth’s climate. That’s a disaster waiting to happen. Moreover I don’t even thing they should be experimenting with it without global consensus because it’s going to affect everything on the whole planet. Remember I mentioned Richard Branson?

Gates is not the only billionaire lone ranger who wants to save the planet. Richard Branson has set up his own “war room” to do battle with global warming.

Battle it or profit from it or have the ultimate power trip called controlling the climate? Think I’m off base? Think about the implications.

I personally think it would be a large step in the wrong direction that would make the United Nations attempts at creating a new world order in which they control everything to look rather feeble. If this is allowed to happen it will in my opinion have great potential of leading to one global dictator.

Want Bill Gates or Richard Branson telling you what to do and how much tax money to stuff into his over-inflated bank account? Want to have a new GOD to worship?

I’d suggest Gate or Branson take the name Thor. Thor (from Old Norse Þórr) is a hammer-wielding god associated with thunder, lightning, storms, oak trees, strength, destruction, fertility, healing, and the protection of mankind.

Sounds fitting doesn’t it? Perhaps we’re now heading towards Mega CO2 Insanity, or should that perhaps be megalomania?

Source: The Guardian

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Wooly Bully

Wool Coffins?

Uno, dos, one, two, tres, quatro

Hainsworth told Charlie about a thing he has.

Has a big door and it’s made from wool.

Wooly bully, wooly bully.

Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.

Hainsworth told Charlie, “Let’s don’t take no chance. “

We lined it with cotton, so you won’t want to scratch.

Wooly bully, wooly bully

Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.

Charlie told Hainsworth, “That’s the thing to do.

Get you someone really to pull the wool with you.”

Wooly bully, wooly bully.

Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.

Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs might have written a song about wool coffins like the above. Seems Prince Charles likes the thought of itching for eternity.

The cotton-lined coffins, which are reinforced with recycled cardboard, edged in jute and can be embroidered with personalised woollen name plates, are all made from British wool sourced from sheep farmers across the country.

I say, can I try that one out? I need a nap.

Think they’ll use one of them when the Queen passes on? I seriously doubt it. Prince Charles seems to get weirder by the minute, too. He’s having a 12 day festival at Clarence House. Want to take a guess on what’s on display?

“He was really impressed with the coffins and asked for them specifically to be at the garden party,” she said. “He sees it is a way of being environmentally friendly all through your life. At the same time it supports British farmers which is a big area of interest to him.”

Well, I guess next time I have a garden party I’ll decorate with wool coffins.  How sheik can you get?

Probably will be OK until some “warmer” starts complaining about sheep farts emitting methane gas into the atmosphere and causing global warming that is “unprecedented.”

Source: The Telegraph

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The greenest president…ever

The "First Dog" Spewing CO2 from his private jet - how green can you get?

Today we get this from “the greenest president ever” better known as Barack Hussein Obama. It seems that flying around on vacation after vacation after vacation after vacation and to fund-raiser after fund-raiser spewing out more CO2 than a small city and doing things like taking the helicopter a whopping 6 miles just aren’t enough to prove he’s “the greenest president ever.”

During his recent vacation to Bar Harbor, Maine we now find out he has a new trick in his book to prove how “green” he is. Per the Morning Sentinel article we find out what that new trick is.

Arriving in a small jet before the Obamas was the first dog, Bo, a Portuguese water dog given as a present by the late U.S. Sen Ted Kennedy, D-Mass.; and the president’s personal aide Reggie Love, who chatted with Baldacci.

Yes, good old Bo has to have his own private jet to fly around the country on now. Allah forbid he should ride in the same plane with “the greenest president ever,” Barack Hussein Obama.

Yet another case of CO2 Insanity, this time at the very top of the heap. Just how much “greener” will our president get? What next? A vacation on the USS Coral Sea? Will Bo have his own battleship with a poop deck?

Source: The Morning Sentinal

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Cameron has ‘Titanic’ fail – sinks debate

All I can say is; “wow!” Here’s some James Cameron quotes:

Then he gets his debate scheduled. Then he “sinks” the debate at the last possible second. All that global warming hot air must have deflated. He’s sinking faster than the Titanic after hitting an iceberg. (Must have been pre-global warming when that happened.)

If that is not bad enough he now has a spokesperson claiming “Morano is not at Cameron’s level to debate, and that’s why it didn’t happen. Cameron should be debating someone who is similar to his stature in our society.”

If that isn’t the amazing lame excuse of all time? “Someone of his stature?” So according to them, it’s not what you know it’s who you are.  Doesn’t that sound like a typical Hollywood self-important fat head?

Well, if Morano is beneath your stature, how about you debate Lord Moncton? Oh wait, if we use your lame excuse, he’s a Lord, you’re beneath him in stature, so I guess he wouldn’t want to debate you.

More of the seeming never-ending supply of CO2 Insanity. You can read all the details at the source link below.

Source: Climate Depot

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Global Warming Causes Dukes of Hazzard

OK this really has nothing to do with global warming but it was just too amazing not to post up on the site. Looks like the Dukes of Hazzard are alive and living (actually in critical condition) in Ohio.

What’s really amazing is evidently the guy lived!

Definite CO2 Insanity, or some kind of insanity.

If you want to read about the details and see what was left of the car click on the source link below.

Source:  Wired

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No link between weather disasters and global warming

For the past month or two every time it’s hot someplace or there’s flooding or a drought we here the shrillness of the “warmers” increase to ear-splitting levels that it’s global warming and it’s unprecedented robust proof that anthropogenic global warming is real and soon we’ll all be hotter than Al Gore’s pants when there’s a masseuse in the room.

Meanwhile, they “conveniently” ignore any cooling trends such as the record cold in South America this winter with cattle and people freezing to death, record snow levels and even snow in places where there is no human memory of it ever snowing.  They also screech about warming in the oceans, yet “conveniently” forget that we’re entering an El Niño period and there’s going to be a lot of  cooling in the oceans.

I pretty much think the New York Times Dot Earth is geared towards warmers, or at least it has been  up until now. On today’s Dot Earth we now have an article that links to a study by the American Meteorological Society that repudiates all the screaming and hollering about all the weather related events of late, such as the heat wave in Russia having anything whatsoever to do with global warming, anthropogenic or not.

The pull of the “ front-page thought” and the eagerness of climate campaigners to jog the public have sometimes created a tendency to tie mounting losses from weather-related disasters to human-driven global warming.

But finding a statistically robust link between such disasters and the building human climate influence remains a daunting task. A new analysis of nearly two dozen papers assessing trends in disaster losses in light of climate change finds no convincing link.

Hear that people? NO CONVINCING LINK. AKA: It’s all “warmer” bullshit designed to lead you down the primrose path of all things, regardless whether it is hot or cold, wet or dry, or you name it, are proof positive of global warming.

More CO2 Insanity.

Source:  NYT Dot Earth

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The greentard lifestyle prototype has arrived

Ever wonder what the greentards really want us to live like? Well, we now have a shining example from Britain. Here’s a guy who lives with no money in a free trailer, grows his own food and even makes his own hard cider.

I’d bet the greentards would complain about the trailer though. It probably has wood paneling inside that’s been treated with formaldehyde or some chemical that might make his teeth and hair fall out some day. They’d probably prefer he lived in a cave, much more “green chick” than a pint-sized mobile home. Perhaps he should be wearing an animal hide instead of jeans.  Nah, then PETA would get mad. Per the Telegraph…..

Mark Boyle, 31, gave up using money in November 2008. He lives in a caravan that he got from Freecycle (uk.freecycle.org), which is parked at an organic farm near Bristol, where Boyle volunteers three days a week. He grows his own food, has a wood-burning stove and produces electricity from a solar panel (it cost £360 before the experiment started). He has a mobile telephone for incoming calls only and a solar-powered laptop.

The trailer does have its advantages over a cave though. No bats, no creepy crawler bugs and if your neighbors are spewing out pollution from their CO2 contraptions like cars, motorcycles, gas lawnmowers, or having beans for dinner (ewww methane) well, you can always move.

But wait, if you want to move you’ll have to probably get a truck to do the pulling and spew out that nasty CO2. Oh well, so much for that thought. Woodburning stove? For shame! That’s pumping out CO2 and other assorted pollutants. Perhaps he’s not as green as he appears.

You can read the rest of the article here at the Telegraph and see what this guy looks like.  I’m sure all the “Earth Mothers” with unshaven legs and braided armpits will fall in love with him at first glance, supermodels will probably look elsewhere.

I guess that old song from the early 60’s “Alley Oop” will soon be back in vogue as the official song of the greentard movement. If you never heard of Alley Oop, go here.

Source: Telegraph

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