Look down on the beach! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a Polar Bear!!!……..oops!
The presenter of ITV’s West Country breakfast bulletin informed astonished viewers that an animal more commonly spotted near the North Pole had turned up in the seaside town of Bude. Video footage showed a large, white beast lying on the shore.
“A walker in Cornwall has caught an extraordinary sight on camera. A polar bear has washed up on a beach near Bude,” an excited Miss Lloyd said. “The bear comes from the Arctic Circle and an investigation is under way as to how it could have ended up there.”
Wow a dead polar bear thousands of miles away from the Arctic found on a beach in Southern England. Must be that global warming again. It’s so hot in the Arctic they’re fleeing for Southern England.
Closer inspection revealed that the polar bear was, in fact, a cow. The farm animal had been bleached white by sea water.
Perhaps it’s a new species called a Polar Cow? I wonder if anyone at ITV can spell faux pas?
More CO2 Insanity.
Source: The Telegraph